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what if your therapist had a tiny greyhound also named charlotte who ran around the room destroying things while you talked

would that be a good or bad sign

the only thing i remember from my dream is that i found a flier for a show at a new venue called hole in the ground

the opening band was named smoke monster and i got really excited because it said ”(mems of double dagger and future islands)”

anyway brains are weird, espesh when you’re asleep

summertimeinh-ll:

hey teenage nihilists™ i’m here to tell you that teenage nihilism™ doesn’t necessarily have to be a rationalization for self destructive behavior and/or being very mean and rude! you can also use teenage nihilism™ as an excuse for doing all kinds of nice & great things like always leaving a…

shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

detailor:

joel stein(idek who this dad is) made a video to go along with that TIME nonsense where he ‘pretends to be a millennial’ which basically means texting, taking selfies, and updating facebook. He decides he has to ‘sext’ and sends gross, weird texts to his wife. My favorite part…

yeah good job you really nailed it with that the who shirt, dad