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April 18 2014 9:47 AM · 198,023 notes

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

(via getmeclean)

April 16 2014 2:07 PM · 405 notes

christinefriar:

top5funniest:

Jenny Slate Stars in ‘Obvious Child’ Trailer

This looks beautiful Jenny Slate rules.

April 10 2014 7:24 PM · 131,487 notes

xoxogossipirl:

brainstatic:

My favorite Harry Potter character was the Sorting Hat. His job was to learn people’s secrets and then judge them.

April 9 2014 12:30 PM · 299 notes

Keynote: “Broad City” Showcase - MIPTV 2014

(Source: fan-tastig, via vladislava)

April 9 2014 12:27 PM · 2 notes

i know absolutely nothing about the national, but this song has to be about bipolar, right?

I’m put together beautifully, big wet bottle in my fists, big wet rose in my teeth
I’m a perfect piece of ass like every Californian
So tall I take over the street with high-beams shining on my back
A wingspan unbelievable, I’m a festival, I’m a parade

And all the wine is all for me
And all the wine is all for me
And all the wine is all for me

I’m a birthday candle in a circle of black girls
God is on my side ‘cause I’m the child bride
I’m so sorry but the motorcade will have to go around me this time
'Cause God is on my side and I’m the child bride

And all the wine is all for me
And all the wine is all for me
And all the wine is all for me

I carry the dollhouse safe on my shoulders
Through the black city, nightlights are on in the corners
And everyone’s sleeping upstairs
All safe and sound

All safe and sound
I won’t let the psychos around
All safe and sound
I won’t let the psychos around

I’m in a state, I’m in a state
Nothing can touch us, my love
I’m in a state, I’m in a state
Nothing can touch us, my love

(Source: Spotify)

April 9 2014 12:01 PM · 15 notes

mumblesauce:

this is probably my favorite song

i accidentally rilo kiley

April 8 2014 1:52 PM · 1,154 notes

therumpus:

Virgo: This week, the world is going to let you deepen your roots; the world is going to give you all the warmth and sunlight and water that you need. Try not to worry, just for now, about every complicated thing in your world. Think of yourself as a tree, as a forest, as a field of wildflowers; as part of the natural world, like all your growth is right and simple and good. Try to get enough sleep. Try to spend time outside. Try to move like you’ve never even doubted yourself.

fucked up but true: everything’s coming up roses

therumpus:

Virgo: This week, the world is going to let you deepen your roots; the world is going to give you all the warmth and sunlight and water that you need. Try not to worry, just for now, about every complicated thing in your world. Think of yourself as a tree, as a forest, as a field of wildflowers; as part of the natural world, like all your growth is right and simple and good. Try to get enough sleep. Try to spend time outside. Try to move like you’ve never even doubted yourself.

fucked up but true: everything’s coming up roses

April 7 2014 10:58 PM · 1,028 notes

(Source: australiangoop, via ohgeography)

April 7 2014 10:58 PM · 59 notes

pussy-strut:

Here this commodity is explicitly presented as the moment of real life, and the point is to wait for its cyclical return. But even in those very moments reserved for living, it is still the spectacle that is to be seen and reproduced, becoming ever more intense. What was represented as genuine life reveals itself simply as more genuinely spectacular life.

pussy-strut:

Here this commodity is explicitly presented as the moment of real life, and the point is to wait for its cyclical return. But even in those very moments reserved for living, it is still the spectacle that is to be seen and reproduced, becoming ever more intense. What was represented as genuine life reveals itself simply as more genuinely spectacular life.

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April 7 2014 10:56 PM · 147,332 notes

caragh:

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

This is so good. This is too good.