December 2011
47 posts
Dec 31st
井底之蛙: limefriend: vondell-swain:... →
hardcorks: limefriend: vondell-swain: cleavagepriestess: gwenandherjugs: vondell-swain: dear everyone stop making tv shows about teenagers having to balance high school with some other crazy thing that they do that they can’t tell anybody about because of some circumstance #but buffy was brilliant tho In Twin Peaks that “some other crazy thing” was just THE EMBODIMENT OF EVIL. ...
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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two doubles in two days
i can’t go another one without interacting with anyone besides my co-workers. someone chill with me between 3 and 4:30 tomorrow?
Dec 28th
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if i could only give one piece of advice for the rest of my life it would be this: when you feel low, go to a dog park. bring your dog if you have one, a friend’s if you don’t, or don’t bring one. go by yourself. stay until you feel better. you will feel better.
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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worst christmas on record. i’m so wrecked. i just don’t see any way for this drama to end, other than badly. but i also don’t see how it could get any worse. this has been a vague emotional tumblr post. i’m sorry.
Dec 25th
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happy birthday jesus
hateyrguts: sorry your party is so lame
Dec 25th
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liz phair pandora station is the only good thing that’s happened to me this week. but it is a really, really good thing.
Dec 25th
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philly, hang out with me
Dec 25th
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got high-school stoned before boarding a megabus to philly. this is going to be one wacky adventure, i can tell. walking across union station already was. mostly cause i couldn’t decide whether i was running to catch my bus or power-walking to the nearest auntie anne’s.
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Listenamerican football - i’ll see you when...
Dec 23rd
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my mind is a big hunk of irrevocable nothing nevertheless i feel that i am cleverly being altered that i slightly am becoming something a little different,in fact myself - e.e. cummings, my main man
Dec 23rd
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i’ve done nothing since i got home from work. i haven’t left the couch. soco, nutella and whine. that was supposed to be a pun about brand new, but i don’t think it worked. what i mean to say is i’ve been stress-eating, watching community, smoking weed, and drinking southern comfort since five.
Dec 23rd
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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no one actually wants a saves the day song written about them. cause all girls want to be the one who makes chris conley forget about that slut he wants to kill. welcome to my life.
Dec 21st
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it’s going to be a long winter of well-deserved self-loathing.
Dec 19th
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Dec 17th
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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cockblockedbycircumstance: Calvin and Hobbes is really just a comic about about a boy talking himself in the woods for long stretches of time
Dec 17th
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expect a drunken tumbl tonight about how my current employer has all the hallmarks of a fascist regime.
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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douglasmartini: How has Mary Timony been such a boss for so long, though?
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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why did i sleep on community for so long?
hulu rules everything around me.
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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oof, it’s been a minute since i’ve tried to ~graphically design~ anything. it’s making me feel like an old. using illustrator and tryna create vector paths from an image. isn’t there a way to KABOOM it or do i really have to trace all this bullshit by hand? also i’m stoned, so i feel like i’m inside the computer, using the pen tool like a magic wand.
Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Listenyummyache: The Max Levine Ensemble Last of the...
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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i miss my dad.
i want to “spark a doob” (his words, not mine) with him and watch the daily show. i have never wanted to hug a person more than i want to hug him right now. if i don’t get enough time off for christmas to go to philly, i feel like i’ll just catch a bus and quit my job. because i am a grown ass woman and i miss my dad.
Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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“my dinner with andre is about andre the giant, right?”
– gabe
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
Dec 6th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Listentommyconvicted: 17 year old Brian Fallon singing...
Dec 4th
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Dec 1st
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