i just did an okcupid “match search” and here are some of the first few results, in order by match percentage:

- ex-partner of two and a half years, 96%
- person i vaguely know from dc punk, 96%
- close friend from college, 95%
- person i vaguely know from dc punk and have a huge friend crush on, 94%
- best friend and roommate, 94%
- person i vaguely know from dc punk and have a huge friend crush on, 93%
- person i accidentally stood up for an okc date but will now say “hi” to at shows because they seem pretty chill, 93%
- close friend and roommate, 93%
- ex-partner’s best friend, 93%
- person i went to college with and called “the manicorn” because he was so attractive, 93%

i could go on. this proves that i already know everybody worth knowing here, right?